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He may just be the one and only AWKWARD poster boy - without even knowing it.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://zioneocon.blogspot.com/abbas%20w%20bush.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;http://zioneocon.blogspot.com/abbas%20w%20bush.jpg&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://www.awkwardisawesome.com/post/40884767</link><guid>http://www.awkwardisawesome.com/post/40884767</guid><pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 17:47:17 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Dictionary.com word of the day // 7.3 // 5:47PM</title><description>TUTELAGE \TOO-tuhl-ij; TYOO-, noun:1. 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