Asked to contribute to my work’s Twitter account. Don’t like Twitter. Decided to start personal account to get into the swing of it. Have nothing to say. “Erin is drinking Wawa coffee”, “Erin is reading about body weight workouts”, “Erin is thinking about becoming a certified yoga instructor because she lives in the Lehigh Valley and is bored out of her fucking mind and has time to spare and figures 200 hours of mandatory practice would be a lot cheaper than learning how to fly a plane, and a lot easier than getting a master’s degree.” Confused about why anyone would care. Have nothing to Twit about. Went to the bathroom. Returned to desk. Continued reading about body weight workouts.
