dear sammy.
listen to me, and listen to me well. (or is it “good” since “listen is a sensory verb, i think?) whatever. just listen. so, people are being critical of your work and labeled you as a “tranny.” do you trust my glittering opinion, sammy? i say GOOD! you wanna know why? because when everybody likes what you do and kisses your ass, that means you are boring and conforming to what everybody else wants. and take it from me, in my observation of the general public through attending class and working retail, 99.9% of people are straight up retarted. when people have a distaste for your work, it means you have balls. people don’t like women who are confident, who are capable and talented and go for what they want.
so, for real, if these d-bags who need to use internet pseudonyms in order to knock you were really important, they’d have better things to do than waste their time bitching about things that have nothing to do with them on urban dictionary. hold your head high, and don’t dignify that bullshit with any more of your attention! geez, if everybody liked me, i’d be applying to hallmark’s greeting card division, or some republican newsmag or something.
anyway, i just want you to know that i think you’re great and don’t let nerds on the internet cause you to doubt yourself. [Insert shitty college journalism course here] was making me really down for the past few weeks. You know what? i considered the source. you know who you are and where you want to go in life. so be that person and forget what everybody else thinks, because they just wish they had the ability to do something daring!
