I grew up in Lancaster, PA — home of Miller’s Smorgasboard [i.e. lots o’ food to eat for the measly price of $9.95 lunch special], Amish Buggies and truck accidents because of their presence on the road, seeing the Amish at the local 24-hours Wal Mart COMPLETE with a McDonald’s, Vidal Sasson hair salon [so chi-chi!] and grocery store … and the ubiqutious trailer park[s].
Somehow I moved to New York and made it out alive. Or else, I’d have a boyfriend. A very serious one. And perhaps, I may like Taylor Swift.
Perhaps.
