1. Stop whining about small town’s, because it could be worse. I could live in Wichita.
2. Stop bitching about hating my job, because at least I have one.
3. Stop threatening to commit suicide, because for some reason, my roomate doesn’t think it’s that funny.
4. Stop hating on the movie ‘Twilight’ because it’s totally awesome and vampires are sweet.
5. Stop broadcasting the fact I want to get sucked dry by a vampire, because my roomate thinks it’s creepy. And besides, immortality would get kinda old.
6. See #3.
