I knew, living in a communal dorm, that it was bound to happen eventually, but not with someone’s parents watching me.
A new girl moved in on my floor this evening, and I met her with open arms, er, legs.
I was in my dorm, getting ready to go down the hallway to the communal shower. I undressed, wrapped a towel around me, slipped on my sandals, and grabbed my shower caddy. With one hand holding my caddy, the other supporting my towel, I began walking down the hallway.
The new girl was moving in with her parents were outside of her room, about to go in. With me walking with only a towel was a little AWKWARD. Down the hallway comes one of my friends, and she pleasantly waves, “Hey, Matt!” to me. Two words that were so simple!
I waved back to her — big mistake, because I let go of my towel. As it dropped to the floor and I stood there, naked in the hallway. I immediately backed my bare ass up against the wall while trying to screen my meat and berries, fumbled for the caddy and attempted to scramble back my towel — all with my friend, new floor mate, and her parents all staring at me, not knowing what to do, where to look, or even speak.
I apologized and went into the shower room. I showered and waited there for about a half hour to make sure her parents had left because I figured that they had seen enough
Oops!
Note: People asked me about the authenticity of the story. It’s true, but obviously the picture was posed. It’s there simply because I hate reading books or stories without pictures… and I felt like modeling (yep, those are my legs!).
~Matt Petrillo
Philadelphia, PA
madpg17@yahoo.com
