Ugh
Between Marelle and You
Today at 6:39am
If you could call me when you’re awake I’d appreciate it. I’ve just had the most ridiculous night of my life (I think this has topped the night my phone was microwaved, my money was stolen, and I hooked up with a guy with a girlfriend). I had probably 45 minutes of sleep and I don’t think I’ll be sleeping anytime soon.
Also it would help to know how to get [someone else’s] pee out of the back of my boyfriend pillow, and also how to disinfect an umbrella since I don’t really feel like asking my mom.
Thanks lover. I need help!
~Lauren Horn
lhorn0817@yahoo.com
Boston, MA