*According to a few good men
1. A security blanket: If you need a “blankie,” to feel secure, we can’t trust you’ll feel secure without it. And besides, we get jealous when you prefer to snuggle with that ratty thing rather than us.
2. Crumpled notes from friends in 6th grade: If you’ve saved it, chances are it’s from your BFF, who you’ll see tomorrow. Gross. Ditch the memorabilia.
3. Year-old text messages from ex-boyfriends: *Knuckles cracking*
4. Lip Smackers chap stick: Sure, it taste’s “yummy”, but we don’t need the post make-out butterscotch and cotton candy aftertaste.
5. Boxershorts for wearing around the house: We want to see you shake what yo mamma gave ya. Wear something skin tight, or just good ol’ fashion panties please. Or nothing.
6. Men’s shaving cream: They make women’s products you know.
7. Old school room furnishing: Get rid of the *NSYNC posters and get yourself some artwork.
8. A gazillion pillows on your bed : Where in God’s name are we going to sleep?
9. Glitter, anywhere: No further explanation required.
10. Excessive pink anything: OK we get it, you’re a girl.
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