A joke potpourri
So three guys walk into a bar and sit down for a drink………………. ……. …………… Hold up…. Oh ok, so three guys walk into a bar… And its a rabbi a priest and a pastor. Yea, got it. Ok so they’re sitting there about to order a drink. And yea, ok so the bartender comes by and asks the monk what he wants to drink…. Oh shit, did I say pastor? I think its a monk. Yea, a rabbi, priest and a monk. So they’re at the bar and its a rabbi a priest and a monk. Yea yea, a rabbi, priest and monk. Ok so the monk…. Wait a sec, know what, I think it was a monkey, not a monk. Right?? Was it??….. Haha! Yea, that’s right a monkey. Hahaha did I say monk before?? Jeez that was dumb. Monk! Haha. Uhh, so lemme backtrack…. where are we. OH YA, so a man, a monkey and his dog walk into the rainforrest cafe for some cheesecake. And they’re about to order some deedles. so the dog says to his master ” ‘scuse me boss, but can you please pass the soap?” The man turns to the monkey and says… ” ‘scuse me mr monkey man, but do you know where the soap is?”. So the monkey goes… “No soap RADIO!!!”
-By Beamo