Why say a lot of words when you can say, oh, seven? Smith Magazine started the celebration of pertinent pithy by calling out for six-word memoirs from their readers. Next up, the Webby Awards are also hosting a celebration of brevity with their 5-word-only mandate for acceptance speeches. So AWKWARD is picking up the baton and asking you to please submit to us your essence, in seven words. And, as always, the more AWKWARD you can make it, the better.