With the opening of ‘Iron Man’ and the soon summer release of ‘The Hulk’, I got to thinking…jeeze, a superhero would make a really bad boyfriend because…
1. Their busy job would mean you can’t count on a timely arrival to dinner. Or a movie. Or your apartment for a romantic game of Scrabble.
2. …And, they always have a good excuse for their tardiness. Like saving babies and whales or some crap like that.
3. They just might look better in tights than you do.
4. They’re constantly rescuing hot babes.
5. You’ll have to be their sidekick.
6. They have a theme song they’d probably feel inclined to sing incessantly. You can’t actually blame them for this.
7. They probably drive too fast.
8. With appendages like toys and super sweet skills, you’ll never get eye contact. Imagine having a boyfriend with a Wii for an arm…
Posted by Erin E
