AWKWARD: Because Perfection is Boring

Erin used to wear a rabbit's foot around her neck. Sammy had braces for three years. We don't grow out of being AWKWARD. Ever.This is an experiment to test the interests, innovations, and ideas women have today.

And we're hoping its awkward. 'Cause awkward's awesome.

If you're awkward 95 percent *of the time, shoot us an email at erinsammyawkward@gmail.com.


*Give or take. We're not good at math.

Hello, I love you Vaseline

Evil-looking eyelash curlers, hair gel that sticks to your fingers, and shimmer cream that makes you look more sweaty than sultry — ugh! Who has time for such AWKWARD beauty products? Chances are, you probably already have a miracle product sitting right in your medicine cabinet — Vaseline! This multi-purpose tub o’ wonder does magic for eyes, lips, skin and hair. Simplify your beauty regimen and take advantage of Vaseline’s many uses — my favorites are listed here:

1. Lip gloss –
It’s the balm! If your lips are in need of a slick coating, smooth on some Vaseline for a shiny look that also repairs chapped lips!

2. Sole softener –
After a long day of walking or a night out in stilettos (both equally as tough on your feet), nothing soothes cracked heels quite like Vaseline and a pair of socks. Before bed, apply Vaseline to dry spots and break out those fuzzy slipper-socks. Your feet will be super soft in the morning.

3. Cuticle cure – Forget forking over $30 bucks for a mani/pedi when you can use Vaseline to soften your cuticles. Just dab a little on your nails each day to keep ‘em healthy.

4. Prolong your perfume –
Before spritzing, rub some Vaseline where you normally spray perfume. You’ll smell delish throughout the day!

5. Magic makeup remover –
Mom was right about taking your makeup off before bedtime. Slick on some Vaseline to remove your makeup and leave your skin feeling soft.

6. Dew I look OK? –
Apply a dab of Vaseline to your cheekbones to give your face that ubiquitous dewy look. Just don’t be surprised if people stop you on the street and ask for a picture.

7. Eyelash envy – Misplace your mascara? Have no fear! When applied directly to eyelashes, Vaseline makes your eyes pop the same way mascara does.

8. Trés trendy tresses –
Work a tiny amount of Vaseline through your hair to style it —buhbye, expensive salon gel!

9. Excellent exfoliator – Apply a coating of Vaseline to your lips, wait a few minutes, and then scrub your lips with a toothbrush — instant exfoliation!

10. Banish unruly brows –
Who needs brow gel when a little bit of Vaseline applied to your eyebrows keeps them under control?

For more on these methods and other ways to use Vaseline, visit http://www.ebeautydaily.com/50-beautiful-things-you-can-do-with-vaseline/.

~Meredith Engel
Chatham, New Jersey
m_engel86@yahoo.com

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