AWKWARD: Because Perfection is Boring

Erin used to wear a rabbit's foot around her neck. Sammy had braces for three years. We don't grow out of being AWKWARD. Ever. This is an experiment to test the interests, innovations, and ideas women have today.

And we're hoping its awkward. 'Cause awkward's awesome.

If you're awkward 95 percent *of the time, shoot us an email at erinsammyawkward@gmail.com.


*Give or take. We're not good at math.

Horny HTML

This is why you should never write code when you’re horny…


<html>
<head> “yes please” </head>

<title> “wish I had a date tonight” </title>

<body> “curvy, or hard and tight” </body>

<div>


<h1> “God, I’m lonely right now” </h1>

<h2> “you suck for leaving me” </h2>

<option value=”I wish I had some” </option>


<style> “Doggy, but who’s in a position to be picky?” </style>
<style type = “text/css”>
Body { color: #skin like ebony;}
font-family: Arial, Verdana, sans-serif;
font-size: “DD, but a full C is acceptable”;

<ul class=”I miss your legs”>
<li class=”and your hair”><a href=”#one”>”and your legs</a></li>
<li class=”tabs”><a href=”#two”>”and your arms”</a></li>
<li class=”tabs”><a href=”#three”>”the sound of your sneeze”</a></li>

<div id=”secondary-navigation”>
<div id=”sidebar-nav”>

<address> “Speaking of which, I should just stop by, and I have yours memorized” </address>

</script></div> <!— /your skin—>

<Don’t leave me>

</body>
</html>