AWKWARD: Because Perfection is Boring

Erin used to wear a rabbit's foot around her neck. Sammy had braces for three years. We don't grow out of being AWKWARD. Ever.This is an experiment to test the interests, innovations, and ideas women have today.

And we're hoping its awkward. 'Cause awkward's awesome.

If you're awkward 95 percent *of the time, shoot us an email at erinsammyawkward@gmail.com.


*Give or take. We're not good at math.
May 19
AWKWARD toliet. Found in Bryant Park, New York City. Women’s public bathrooms. Worried about your booty touching the dirty toliet seat? Worry no more! With this [AWKWARDLY] handy device, you can sit on a fresh piece of plastic as you do your business. Just push the button shown above, and a rotating piece of plastic will give way to brand spankin’ new plastic never before touched - until now, and by you and you alone. WOW! My life is so much better with this fabulous invention! [sarcasm] *Posted by Sammy D

AWKWARD toliet.

Found in Bryant Park, New York City. Women’s public bathrooms.

Worried about your booty touching the dirty toliet seat? Worry no more! With this [AWKWARDLY] handy device, you can sit on a fresh piece of plastic as you do your business. Just push the button shown above, and a rotating piece of plastic will give way to brand spankin’ new plastic never before touched - until now, and by you and you alone.

WOW! My life is so much better with this fabulous invention! [sarcasm]

*Posted by Sammy D

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