MOIETY \MOY-uh-tee, noun:
1. One of two equal parts; a half.
2. An indefinite part; a small portion or share.
3. One of two basic tribal subdivisions.
The MOIETY of our love is not halves but like thirds, except he is the little dog who keeps sneaking bites of my heart from the corner of my eye, its juices bleeding down his chin like tomato sauce.
