FUSTIAN \FUHS-chuhn, noun:
1. A kind of coarse twilled cotton or cotton and linen stuff, including corduroy, velveteen, etc.
2. An inflated style of writing or speech; pompous or pretentious language.
3. Made of fustian.
4. Pompous; ridiculously inflated; bombastic.
When we met I couldn’t believe my ears at listening to her FUSTIAN mouth. Her words overflowed her lips like a child who had too much cotton candy for the stuffing.