AWKWARD: Because Perfection is Boring

Erin used to wear a rabbit's foot around her neck. Sammy had braces for three years. We don't grow out of being AWKWARD. Ever.This is an experiment to test the interests, innovations, and ideas women have today.

And we're hoping its awkward. 'Cause awkward's awesome.

If you're awkward 95 percent *of the time, shoot us an email at erinsammyawkward@gmail.com.


*Give or take. We're not good at math.

Word of the day // 5.5 // 9:14PM

FUSTIAN \FUHS-chuhn, noun:

1. A kind of coarse twilled cotton or cotton and linen stuff, including corduroy, velveteen, etc.
2. An inflated style of writing or speech; pompous or pretentious language.
3. Made of fustian.
4. Pompous; ridiculously inflated; bombastic.

 When we met I couldn’t believe my ears at listening to her FUSTIAN mouth. Her words overflowed her lips like a child who had too much cotton candy for the stuffing.

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