You: Jackass who cut in line. Me: Bitch who stared you down. Let’s have a punch out sometime.
You: Fucker who broke my heart. Me: Crybaby trying not to cry.
You: Unkempt hair and too tight t-shirt. Me: Lots of bling and no heart. Guess we all have our problems.
You: 5’2, thinning hair line. Me: 6’1, big boned, and looking for my prince charming. Let’s do this.
Posted by Erin E
