Woke up blurry eyed at 5:00 am with a strong urge to pee. Having moved in with my boyfriend and is 3 male roommates less than a month ago (actually, today marks my 1 month anniversary), I’m still not used to living with 3 guys and 2 cats. Without glasses or contacts, I also can’t see anything, which might explain why I said “hey dude” to my shadow, and then proceeded to delve into a 2 minute story about the dream I was having before I realized I was talking to myself. Starting the day with a cup of psychosis? Check.
