A good friend stares at your teeth when you need a quick dental examination, after not having one for 2+ years.
-Sammy on examining Erin’s teeth stopped at a traffic light in Allentown, Pennsylvania (or was it Bethlehem at this point?). Good friends are stand-in for insurance that hardly covers the expenses.
— [now if we only knew what the riders in the cars beside us were thinking, as they watched Sammy D stare into the mouth of Erin E in the passenger seat of her Jetta on some random Saturday in PA]