August 2009
22 posts
My Little Brother is Going into Day Trading
Kyle: Sizzzz. Made $2800 today trading. Easy shit. Are you excited to make untold riches?
Erin: HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Kyle: All your wildest dreams will come true? :)
Erin: Point Dexter. You're funny.
Kyle: Just prepare yourself
Erin: Oh, I'm ready. I'll give you 3k, k?
Kyle: Nice. Humble beginnings. Have fun @ work
Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young spoke to my heart on...
In the Morning when you rise Do you think of me and how you left me crying Are you thinking of telephones and managers And where you got to be at noon You are living a reality I left years ago It quite nearly killed me In the long run it will make you cry Make you crazy and old before your time And the difference between me and you I won’t argue right or wrong But I have time to...
Live and Let Hive
Woke up today with hives. Wandered into the bathroom, and saw my roomate DanJack there. I then proceeded to lift up my shirt, and show him the blotches covering my belly and back.
Instead of acting terrified, he took the scientific approach—asking me if I ate anything odd, wore a new shirt, or used new laundry detergent.
(If you’re wondering, the answer is no, no, and no).
Later at...
What’s missing from my digital resume is my 6+...
You’ll need to know that I spent most of my young professional life wiping high chairs free of Mac N’ Cheese residue at Friendly’s. I once worked underage in a farmer’s market coffee shop for $4.75 an hour. (Guess the free coolatas were a big selling point in my 14 year old head). I have expertise in lifting trays the size of kitchen tables and providing crayons as peace offerings for...
Saying "Hello" to My Shadow
Woke up blurry eyed at 5:00 am with a strong urge to pee. Having moved in with my boyfriend and is 3 male roommates less than a month ago (actually, today marks my 1 month anniversary), I’m still not used to living with 3 guys and 2 cats. Without glasses or contacts, I also can’t see anything, which might explain why I said “hey dude” to my shadow, and then proceeded to...
Morning Run Missed for a Morning E-mail. The Gain?...
——-Original Message——-
From: Mount, Rachel
Sent: Thursday, August 20, 2009 10:14 AM
To: Davis, Samantha M
Subject: Ahhh so sorry!
Couldn’t sleep last night (for some reason, a little nervous about
this whole wedding thing!) and took an ambien WAY too late… Aka
this morning I was 100% a zombie, fell asleep putting my shoes on.
So sorry!
On...
The Truth About Limerance
I just got another random email from a reader about limerance today. I don’t know where people are finding the two articles I wrote about it—I guess largely from this blog (which has gone neglected—I’m sorry) and from my electronic archives from my Universities’ paper, which are hard to find (again, I’m sorry).
Point is, people from around the world have...
“Life is nothing more than a pro/con list. It’s the most underrated life...”
– Erin E to Sammy D walking down 14th between 1st Ave & 2nd Ave, after eating delicious sushi and $3 beer/$5 wine at a restaurant with “friends” in the name.
The best part? We didn’t even know it until we saw it on the business card when we left.
Friends= Always pros on your...
Go Sammy, Go!
Woot!!!
whatiwore:
Jacket from the Sammy Davis Vintage booth at the Brooklyn Flea
WhatIWore: So far so good in terms of the weekend… its been really nice. On Saturday I checked out the Brooklyn Flea in Fort Greene and saw this great denim jacket. If I didn’t already have three in my closet, it would have come home with me.
Later on Saturday Adam and I went kayaking in the East River (its...
“Married women have the lowest rates of heavy drinking”
– from this article in the NY Times. Is this a fact?
Why Women Date Lazy Men →
And I’m sorry to say, it’s not because the sex is good. In fact, the article gives no explanation. Ladies?
“Yes, I need a haircut, too! Would love to get one with you and help you funk it...”
– Erin E and Sammy D talking about haircuts. And how it all links back to their relationship.
[Erin hit on Sammy by telling her in amazement, “I looove your hair! What do you do with it?” to which I believe I replied, “Um, I don’t dry it and throw it up with bobby...
“I’m done with media. It pays me nothing. I just want to make a lot of...”
– Erin E to a wedding party in Rhode Island this past weekend. Not sure if this is her quote verbatim, but it’s what she told me over the phone.
Girls buying boys pretty things = the new age of dating.
Another Reason I'm Scared to Possess an XX... →
George Sodini couldn’t get laid.
So he decided to open fire on an aerobics class full of women to get his sexual fix.
He killed three of them. Wounded a handful of others, including the pregnant instructor.
He wrote in his online diary that he was frustrated by his “lonely” life. He wrote that, “It seems many teenage girls have sex frequently. One 16 year old does it usually...
AWKWARD Boners →
This was supposed to wait for our R-rated site release, but we said screw it. Boners are AWKWARD. Even in the sack. [we’ll be the first to admit it]